Literary Masturbation

James Joyce uncircumcised

Virginia Woolf circumcised

Emily Dickinson uncircumcised

Barbara Cartland circumcised

Franz Kafka uncircumcised

Henry Miller circumcised

Philip Roth uncircumcised

Adomnan of Iona circumcised

Julian of Norwich uncircumcised

Jack Kerouac circumcised

Agatha Christie uncircumcised

Fernando Pessoa circumcised

Carson McCullers uncircumcised

Ann Kavan circumcised

BS Johnson uncircumcised

George Orwell circumcised

William Shakespeare uncircumcised

Sappho circumcised

Homer hummmmmm

Peter Berdyaev