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C***** Orgy

Sue is supplying the venue. Sue thinks “The bed is clean the sheets are clean I have bleached everything good job girl and citrus candles yes I think citrus kills oh girl stop good idea lots of citrus candles and the room has to be the right temperature not too hot could get overly sweaty and most definitely not too cold poor Ben hahaha    naughty ah      what music should I play    I don’t want to   oh   stop    think   relax oh I have missed Ben.” Ben on the telephone said he would bring the prophylactics and the lubrication. Ben thinks “I understand why the prophylactics I am a modern man should I have mentioned no but why the lubrication for two an unloving couple I understand it but for three I mean kissing and tongues spit and juices the one I saw last night was really messy I mean they were slipping and sliding in gob and all that wet sticky stuff just get it and shut up don’t ruin it     it’s going to take me all day just to queue up and get a box of oh Christ I need to shower.”  Jenny is bringing the wine and food. Jenny thinks “I can’t go with Italian I don’t want to be bloated and I don’t want Sue to be bloated and I don’t want Ben to feel uncomfortable and not eat I would feel awful truly awful if he ran out of steam half way through it that would be a cat-cat-apocalypse oh Christ I am so scared should we wear mas-mas-mas oh what about Chinese maybe Sushi no raw fish   leakage what about chicken yes I like that and the wine oh yes    been a week   good girl they say two oh to hell with them I need my wine.” Ben phones for a lift even though it is only five fifteen.

Sue puts on stockings and then a garter belt and then crotchless panties and then the expensive ordered on line nipple exposing bra.  In a drawer she examines – organized fastidiously – dildos and anal plugs and penis rings and other wonderful, time-stretching and space-eradicating paraphernalia. Sue thinks “It’s finally going to happen     a month in the planning     and now it’s finally going to happen thank you    I hope they are going to love these    I am     oh yes   this is huge    will it fit?  the girth hummm I feel rather sexy     go to the mirror and look    yes     you look sexy     years    oh I’m so  wet.” The doorbell rings. Sue answers the door and says Hello. Jenny is red in the face and blowing – thankfully masked!  Sue takes the bag from Jenny’s laced hands and says All these do we really need all these? Jenny following says I need a glass now and there’s no way I’m leaving the apartment once we’ve started. Sue tuts but regrets the tut. Following Sue – wagging that bum – Jenny thinks “Sue smells nice      that dress wow and she is    she is wearing     she is     she is     I bet she did       I didn’t     I should    you should have        I couldn’t be bothered     I did take a shower       but     you have been sweating carrying all that    for them     chicken  sweating take it off  I will  you have been very careful   I should have picked up Chinese    I should have     she looks amazing    and              she smells wonderful    I can smell    I hope I can taste    and        I know she is wearing         and            I know she shaved       yes       Ben said he liked it shaved   and     I’m    oh    no     I need a glass of wine    oh this is a nightmare    and a cigarette    look at the high heels   Ben is going to love her tonight    what time is it    maybe I could.” The doorbell rings. While Jenny is pouring wine, Sue opens the door. Ben, smiling from ear to ear seeing Sue, waits. Hesitates. Points? Sue nods. Ben removes. Sue says You can kiss me if you want to. Ben smiling refrains and enters the apartment. They enter the kitchen.  Jenny thinks “Slow down     have they kissed yet?”   Sue thinks “That was a strange encounter     I mean     I know   He looks fine   he’s going be kissing me everywhere     soon                everywhere      I hope.” Ben takes a glass of white and thinks “God I nearly came then   that would have been bad   oh no   this is going to ruin me    ruin me.”  Sue tries the rosé. Jenny says Chicken.

Now hermitically sealed or hermetically sealed on the bed Ben comes after two pumps. Sue and Jenny are very upset with Ben. Ben says It is these things I hate them. Sue looks at Jenny and Jenny nods her head and so Sue says Well we’ve broken no rules so let’s party! Sue rides Jenny’s face and almost suffocates Jenny. Ben slips out of Jenny and slips into Sue and Sue gets a shock when she discovers that Ben has been fucking Jenny in the anus and now Sue’s mouth is full of shit. Jenny makes Sue squirt and Ben catches the wobbling balloon of Sue’s squirt in his open mouth. Sue and Jenny clap and Ben pirouettes. There is a belly rumble. Sue confesses. Ben fucks Jenny. Sue in the cold leaves, hungry. Ben and Jenny swap Sue’s squirt and Ben’s seed. Jenny returns. Sue decides to bake a cake for the celebration in the morning. Jenny screams Fuck my twat    pound my twat      hammer my twat. Ben screams Call me Paula I want to be called Paula.  Jenny looks up and sees not Paula but Richard and Harry and Tony waiting for her and James deep inside of her. Ben says I promised them after I missed the penalty that they could come over. Sue needs eggs. Richard and Harry and Tony and James play musical orifice. Paula hums a mellifluous tune with one eye open slightly. She walks to the store. Jenny is coming Yes     yes    fuck me   don’t you dare stop Paula you bi-bi-bastard    fill every hole   who are you? The man in the opened mackintosh says I was here to drop of Watchtower. Sue after picking up the eggs realizes she is standing in a long queue – the correct spacing – dressed only in the stockings and the loose garter belt and the crotchless panties and that expensive bought on line nipple exposing bra. Ben is spent and so smokes a cigarette with Alan and Carl and a girl whom refuses to give her name.  Jenny in the throes of ecstasy with two Irish window cleaners says Ben light me a cigarette. Sue in the back of a police car says I’m missing a three some you know. Please don’t talk and cover your mouth with this, says a policeman.  The bedroom door swings open and the neighbors from downstairs have come to complain but seeing Ben and the boys and Jenny and the girl with no name undress and join in on the bed. The headboard banging the bedroom wall has summoned the neighbors from upstairs who have showed up to complain but seeing the orgy in full swing decide to disrobe and join in on the fun on the bed, on the floor. Sue is placed in a cell. The telephone rings. Jenny is too busy to answer the telephone. Larry, Tim, Peter, Saul, William, Carl, Lee, Jake, Richard, Sam, Eliot, Macy, Lucy, Jane, Mary, Jean, Elizabeth, May, Wendy, Lilly, Fanny and Viv have formed a daisy chain and are dancing throughout the apartment.  Ben between licking Alan’s tip says Hello          Oh        what        yes    she lives here     yes     thank you       goodbye.” Jenny and Ben leave the orgy and go watch the television and wait for Sue.  Three policemen take turns to touch and masturbate over a coquettish Sue showing off her yoga. Jenny and Ben seeing that there is nothing watchable on the television  – news news news numbers numbers numbers – decide to return to the orgy. The policemen are thankful and offer to take Sue home in a police car. Sue is beaming with civic pride. Paula takes her first penis. Jenny removes the purple ring with the aid of two vaginas. Sue appears and is excitedly sexed and tells the orgy about the three randy policemen – front liners at least – and their truncheons. While being spitroasted by upstairs and downstairs Ben feels rain for the first time in three months. Sue and Jenny and Ben liquified and fatigued and alone decide to form a triangle and come one last time.  Sue bored but getting a second wind produces handcuffs. Jenny has rope. Ben acquiesces. Ben thinks “Lie back    relax   and allow it to happen one last    oh that hurts.”  Sue fastens the hands at the effete wrists. Jenny works on the feet at the flaccid ankles. Sue lights candles. Long thin and BLACK. Jenny washes Ben’s body with perfumed waters. Sue places flowers around Ben’s head. Sue chants. Jenny repeats.  Ben has fallen into Sue and Jenny’s trap and finds to his displease or pleasure that the bed is really an alter and that the dildo in Sue’s hand is really a big knife. Ben nods. Sue Lifts the big knife heavenward. Jenny holds a golden vessel that will collect Ben’s beating heart. Sue and Jenny sing softly a sacrificial hymn.  Ben says I am the lamb & I die for your deliverance! 

Paul Kavanagh

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