Don’t stare into the mirror for too long, you’ll go mad.
Does my side view make me look smart with an air of timeless mystique like the portraits of Chekhov.
Or my front view for when my professionalism is too much for you to withstand – I was made for good work.
Or the body shot, in the mirror if poss, post-gym or before the party, my wares polished and sharpened for you. Just for you.
Happy, emanating goodness, I add emotion to your story.
Am I beautiful or ugly like my heroes? Admire me, don’t scroll by.