Hey, relax – it’s just an air tax.
We propose to tithe the every breath
in make-believe only. Only,
let’s not pretend the end is not nigh,
when it might prove necessary
for the levy to go live. Then surely
mandatory will it get for those turning blue
to get (ushed down the economic loo. But,
don’t forget, when in tra*c striving to relax,
although it’s just an air tax, you
might wanna breathe none too easy.
Remember what the stripper said:
That’s extra, you wanna air
on my G-string blow.
Or hop down to any pop outlet –
if music ain’t free,
why should air be?